It's just a fact of nature that Bakooka may be one of the worst bubble gums. Like it looses it's already plain and dull flavor very early, it sucks for blowing bubbles, and its so hard that's a bitch to get going. The thing is people (including myself) still buy it. I was wondering why this is so and concluded that (bedsides from being dirt cheap) the comics included are a big attraction. I can recall times anxiously unwrapping that small pink brink just to get to that small piece of paper. I always had very high expectations too. I would be really looking forward to good laugh with some of those use characters and the thing was...I was always disappointed. Like those comics were so bad. Some were just plain stupid. So not only is this gum shitty tasting, shitty for blowing bubbles, hard as a fucking rock, but the one incentive to buy it (the comics) are shitty as fuck.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Budelicious
Alright you the bubble gum brand Bubblicious how they specialize and pride themselves as being one of the gums for blowing bubbles, well what if they were was a specific strain of weed created that made blowing bubbles, rings, O's, etc. very easy and made them look incredible. A specific strain just for smoke tricks, kind of like a hookah smoke. How sick would that be.
The "Flyest" and "Freshest" Food
You know how many local pizza joints advertise wood fired pizza. (I mean after all it's the clearly the best kind. Just so fresh and crisp. )Well would if one pizza joint (no pun intended) decided to throw everyone a curve ball and scramble some ideas together to advertise "weed fired pizza". Imagine devouring a beautiful tender slice of pizza that had the natural refreshing taste of dank bud as an after taste. Would it get you high? I have no idea but this concept is just brilliant. Not only would this place allow stoners to explore their creative side and experiment with a wide variety of toppings, but in additional they could get adventurous and try different types of bud to be burned with their pizza. The opportunities are endless.
**check these guys out by the way... http://www.thelocal420.com/
**check these guys out by the way... http://www.thelocal420.com/
Sunday, April 8, 2012
The Highest Place (Literally)
The coolest thing about Colorado, (besides from obtaining the wonderful and heroic Peyton Manning) is that they are literally the highest people in the US. Like not only do they smoke a shit loud of weed and have hippie skiers and all that jazz, but elevation wise they are also mad high. Especially Denver. That's clearly why Peyton Manning chose to go to the Broncos. The guy had serious surgery and has taken a fair amount of hits in his long enduring career. Plus he is starting to get old. (In terms of birthdays, clearly not in ability)The guy clearly wanted to be in place where medicinal marijuana is legal. He's a smart guy. He's played in the NFL enough to know what all those prescribed pain killers really do to you. He's seen players get all fucked up later on from all those substances and supplements during the playing days. Manning know's what's good. He knows that in order to play like God, you have use what God made for us. Weed. Peyton's no idiot he know's it all about that natural shit. The good old green. It 's all purpose, Work out supplement, pain killer, stress reliever, and performance enhancer.
New Smoker Trend
You know the word bona fide....
bo·na fide
[boh-nuh fahyd, bon-uh; boh-nuh fahy-dee]
adjective
1.
made, done, presented, etc., in good faith; without deception or fraud: a bona fide statement of intent to sell.
2.
authentic; true: a bona fide sample of Lincoln's handwriting.
Well i'm trying to initiate the use of the word "stona fide" to describe these qualities when used in the smoking context. For example, an authentic or true bong could be referred to as "stona fide" and the same could be said about a fellow stoner with similar qualities.
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