The Smoking Babe of the Day

Wow

VS. 

You know joints are kinda of like snowflakes in that (besides from both being white, delicate, and a symbol of good things to come) no two are ever alike. Each one is a little different and unique in its own special way.

Sick Song

Bless This Bowl

You know in the Christian (probably other religions too) it's often customary to have a special guest to say grace before breaking bread (or at least during big occasions). Or say you were eating with a priest for some odd reason (perhaps you have one in the family?) it would be a given that the priest would bless the food and lead everyone in prayer before the first meal. Well on 4:20 I feel like a similar thing should happen in the smoking circles. Perhaps the guest or  the honorary veteran smoker shall bless the bowl before smoking it and maybe even get him first hit. Or maybe when you buy your bag, you ask your dealer to place the first bowl and take a complimentary hit.


**Also  I know some stoners in our black community may have taken offense to one of my past posts (^http://secretstonersociety.blogspot.com/2012/03/extra-extra-read-all-about-it.html)  lighters. I am deeply sorry and as a token of my sincere sympathy I featured African Americans in the last picture.

A Million Dollar "High"dea

You know how they have those shot glass (or any other sized drinking glasses for that matter) with marked horizontal lines on the side of it each representing  each level of drinking. For example the lowest line may read "pussy", then the next one would say "wimp", then maybe "cool", and then the highest line would say something like "badass". Or I know some college shot glasses do a similar thing with freshmen being at the bottom and then sophomore, junior, senior, grad student, etc. Well anyway I was thinking of doing the same thing only for smoking. You could do that with an ash tray for example or even a bowl. The lowest line could read like "Rookie" then "Recreation Smoker" and then "Veteran" and then the highest line would be,of course, "Stoner".

Happy Holidays!!!

Just wanted to wish you all a Happy 4:20 from one stoner to another. Enjoy.

First Marijuana Death?

So a few weeks ago my friend and I passed some scrawny, shady, hitch-hiking son of a bitch on Main St. To say the least, this fellow looked like a sleazy kid. Neither of us knew him but he just looked like scum bag. The thing was, he wasn’t big at all, nor was he what I would consider a thug. If anything he was kinda hickish.

Anyway it crossed my mind at one moment that maybe I should pick him up. You know for shits and giggles.  But as soon as I suggested that my friend immediately reminded me of the fact that my bong was in the back seat which is right next to where this character would be sitting. While he didn’t look a kid that would pull a knife on us and try to take our money, he definitely seemed like the kind of kid that might grab it when he got out and run off. Now the immediate thing any reasonable dude would say after this  is obviously, “Well then we would just go find this scrub and kick his ass.” (After all this kid was about half our size.)

The thing is my friend and I both agreed was that this is not the kind of kid that we would want to fight. Yeah either of us could probably take by ourselves, but the thing was this is definitely the kind of kid that carries a knife. Although he wasn’t a kid that would try robbing us with a knife he just struck us as a kid that would definitely have a knife on him. And as everyone knows a knife fight without a knife is like bringing a knife to a gunfight. You just have no chance,

So now imagine…Say he did kill one of us. Would they (meaning the government and health officials) consider this the first marijuana death? Gotta wonder…


And speaking of bringing a knife to a gun fight...