And We're Back!!!!

After a week long hiatus, Clarence and the crew are back for a strong week ahead. It's just the start of the official smoking weed month, April and we got a lot coming at you.

The Smoking Babe of the Day

The Smoker's Box

Alright so you know how during every smoke sesh there's always that one loyal smoker who for whatever reason doesn't have his bud to throw down. Maybe he's not picking up til tomorrow, maybe he left it in some else's room, or maybe he's just plain out. Anyway it doesn't matter. Without any hesitation the rest of smokers will come to an accordance that allows this dry smoker to take part in the usual activities. Naturally, this smoker feels very grateful of generosity that he will try to throw a few bucks a few people's ways. Anyway at this point (9 out of 10 times as long as your not a weed hound or jack ass) the smokers will turn down this money. Afterall, you feel bad taking dollar bills from a fellow smoker when you know they will hook you up next time. My suggestion is that during this situation, the money the smoked up stoner wants to bring forward should be put in a special box or jar which sits in the room or car that most of smoking takes place in. Anyway whoever a fellow stoners gets smoked up and he wants to pay the bro back, rather than give him the 2-3 dollars (he probably won't accept it anyway) the money should just go into this box. When this box collects x amount of money, it should be used to buy a complimentary communal group bag. Besides you would feel guilty if you didn't have to pay a dime and this way your backing back the smokers as a whole. It's like paying it forward kind of. I suggest you all get a box. (Or jar).

Mega Fools Day

So as you all probably know, this past Thurs.'s mega millions jack pot was at over $426 million. (A record setting amount.) Anyway, as I write to you on this April Fool's Day my mind keeps lingering toward a scenario where a huge drawing like this actually happened on April Fools Day. Haha Like just imagine if they announced the numbers as an April Fool's Joke and then announce the real ones shortly after. I imagine so many people would be calling their friends and family cracking that very original "Guess what I won the lottery!" April Fools Joke. An opportunity  for the all time greatest joke ever would fall into the hands of the lucky son-of-a-gun that actually won. Imagine also if he sold all he had just to buy these tickets. Imagine if him and his wife were just huddled together in rags and old blankets in a cold empty room with a dripping ceiling  sitting by shitty radio listening to the numbers and when they were all announced the husband just cussed and looked at his wife saying "Damn, I didn't win. I guess we'll be living on the streets."......APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

Stoned to Death

You know how back in olden times people were "stoned" to death. Well it seems like historians just assumed it meant killed with heavy stones...but what if it actually meant they would be forced to smoke so much weed until they died. I mean I guess that actually wouldn't make sense since it is impossible to smoke so much weed you die so maybe...maybe it was actually a good thing. Like when you were wrongly accused and found innocent maybe that was the reward, they allowed you to smoke as much weed as you can. Hmmm... I wonder.

For All You Stoners Out There...We Are Looking to "Higher"

Clarence is seeking a fellow stoner to fill a "cashed"or "kicked" position with SSS. Send resumes to clarencethestoner@gmail.com

Long Live The Stoners

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