Besides from the tacky decorations, the employees who can't speak english (which makes for unlimited laughs whenever you have to interact with him/her) , and an unlimited supply of the most diverse u flavorful, and mouthwatering foods, perhaps the greatest part of these Chinese all you can eat buffets is the fact that unless its New Years Eve or Christmas, there's not a soul in their. You can get away with absolute murder and have no worries while doing so. Let's face it when your high and you have the munchies table matters no longer exist and without any other parties sitting anywhere near you, there is nobody to complain. You can let the racial jokes fly as high as you are and you can laugh as loud as you please without any worries. But the best part....no need to be paranoid. You know how there s always that kid (perhaps its you) that just gets paranoid really easy. Heck when I'm beyond baked off of edibles I don't even like going out in public because I keep thinking everyone is staring. I know at my school a high kids worst nightmare maybe one of our busier dining commons. Going there high during rush hour is like being lost in downtown Hong Kong. It's awful. There's just people and lines everywhere and whenever you think of something funny in your head and smile to yourself you think everyone is watching and you become paranoid again. Not only is getting your actual food a project of its own, but once you do get your meal you face the even bigger and more stressful challenge of finding an open seat. Then when you finally do find a seat, you have to deal with people...everywhere. Some much noise and pandemonium around that it could give any innocent stoner an anxiety attack. It's just not the place you want to be when your high. A chinese all you can eat buffet is literally the exact opposite of this and thus fore = Paradise.
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