The Smoking Babe of the Day

The Watering Hole or Should I Say Bowl...

Have you ever noticed how the smoking circle is just like an watering hole in the Savannah. Friends, enemies, lions, elephants, all brought together for a little piece of mother nature. Just like the stoner circle, nobody fights at the watering hole. Everyone's there to enjoy it together and live in peace. In a dry desert water's the one thing that can bring such a diverse group of animals together, in a dry and dull world, weeds the one thing that could ever bring a hippie, a gangster, and your average joe together. I mean really, where else would you ever find Wiz Khalifa, Obama, and Michael Phelps together?

***I know said nobody fights at the watering hole but this video is one exception and it's too fucking good to leave out of the blog in order to protect my credibility.

and speaking of the smoking circle....

The Smoking Babe(s) of the Day

Maybe I'll take up reading again

This One's Always Good

What's his story?

Have you ever looked at some of these iconic pictures in western culture and noticed some of the characters in the background? Like I honestly want to know what certain people's stories are. Like why the fuck are they there. I think the would be the sickest claim to fame for someone to be "that guy standing on the curb of Abbey Road".  I think the coolest movie ever regardless if it's a comedy, drama, thriller, or whatever else would start with like a look at some very well known and iconic picture and then make the movie about 5 or so unrelated people in the background and how they all come in contact with each other throughout the movie (kinda of like the movie Crash) and as the pieces of the puzzle of the movie come together and brings them all to that moment in history. Like for the Jordan picture, imagine a movie involving a couple at the game, a news reporter, a cop, a bookie, and some rich dude that got front row tickets. The movie could end with this snap shot  and people's mind ( due to whatever happened in the movie) would be blown.

Chinese Buffet=Stoner Paradise

Besides from the tacky decorations, the employees who can't speak english (which makes for unlimited laughs whenever you have to interact with him/her) , and an unlimited supply of the most diverse u flavorful, and mouthwatering foods, perhaps the greatest part of these Chinese all you can eat buffets is the fact that unless its New Years Eve or Christmas, there's not a soul in their. You can get away with absolute murder and have no worries while doing so. Let's face it when your high and you have the munchies table matters no longer exist and without any other parties sitting anywhere near you, there is nobody to complain. You can let the racial jokes fly as high as you are and you can laugh as loud as you please without any worries. But the best part....no need to be paranoid. You know how there s always that kid (perhaps its you) that just gets paranoid really easy. Heck when I'm beyond baked off of edibles  I don't even like going out in public because I keep thinking everyone is staring. I know at my school a high kids worst nightmare maybe one of our busier dining commons. Going there high during rush hour is like being lost in downtown Hong Kong. It's awful. There's just people and lines everywhere and whenever you think of something funny in your head and smile to yourself you think everyone is watching and you become paranoid again. Not only is getting your actual food a project of its own, but once you do get your meal you face the even bigger and more stressful challenge of finding an open seat. Then when you finally do find a seat, you have to deal with people...everywhere. Some much noise and pandemonium around that it could give any innocent stoner an anxiety attack. It's just not the place you want to be when your high. A chinese all you can eat buffet is literally the exact opposite of this and thus fore  = Paradise.