Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Smokin' (No pun intended) Weed Girl of the Day

Ahhh so organic and natural...

Check This Shit Out....CRAZY

Take this journey within ur thick skull walls into the core of all creation....


Just Give It A Try...But Only If Ur High

AND CLARENCE SAVES THE WORLD"S ENERGY CRISIS

Besides from helping ur workout performance at the gym, the mysterious green medicine seems to also enhance my thinking regarding the gym...

Much like the bad guys in the cartoons always had hamsters running their little wheel to generate power, why can't we do that with people? Why can't we make a fred mill that uses the energy from u running to generate electricity? Think about all the work and movements being done at the gym and why can't we get energy from all that?.....or do we and i'm  just an idiot. (Don't mind me if i am)


THE NEW WORKOUT DRUG!!!


DO U WANNA GO FROM ...


HERE                                                TO                                 HERE...
  


BY GOING TO...
HERE                                                INSTEAD OF                                           HERE?









THE ONLY DRUG YOU NEED...



IS A LITTLE PLANT CALLED WEED!!!



Alright so a few days ago I posted about my friends dumb hypothesis that staying home and smoking weed will benefit him more than going to the gym in the very long run. The reasoning was cause the years added to your life from laughing was more than the years shaved off ur life for not going to the gym...well anyway thats the hypothesis. Agree or disagree with this as u please. It doesn't bother me because I have came just came up with the best thing ever that get s a little bit from both worlds. GO TO THE GYM!!!

Seriously, it does wonders to the body. In terms of working out it will allow u to have the most mental strength you ve ever had. Instead of thinking about how much your muscles hurt or how many minutes til the excursive is done, you ll be on a train zipping through ur imagination. you for sure won't be thinking about the pain and thus will be able to do more. Plus, smoking will relax your muscles which is necessary for growth and recovery. Your concentration will be unbelievable which will positively impact your lifting performance. Since ur high, u will also get ur fair share of laughing in (which does wonders for the lungs i might add) and thus fore u will have a good time and will stay longer and want to come back more  often. While reefed the boring old gym will suddenly turn into a while diverse jungle with a myriad of things to explore. You will wanna "explore" all the excursive equipment and new diverse ways of lifting. Maybe you ll be so high that your alter ego (who s world champion weightlifter) shows up. You would be so motivated and into the lifting there would be no stopping u. 

Smoking before hand along with cardio work outs would also be incredible for the pair of air tanks. unlike cigarettes, when u take a hit of weed, u hold it in for as long as u can which is like bench pressing ur lungs. this workout for u lungs will strengthen  ur lungs and  and bold ur lung capacity. Finally, after ur super duper workout and adventure at the gym, afterward u will feel so relaxed and tired that you ll go right to sleep and ur muscles will grow big and strong. 

In otherwords, for a great workout, "All you need is a gym and weed."




                                                                                                  - Clarence (aka C-Money $$$)



The best thing about a bong is that it brings the 4 elements together into one. Earth, Wind, Water, and Fire. Can't get any better than that.