Monday, February 27, 2012

Smoking Pot Babe of the Day

God I miss the 90's

I just fucking love this song. Bottom-Line. I don't know if that soothing reassuring sound of that girls voice, or when the harmonica comes in at the end, or just the odd lyrics and the dude's voice, but there's just something about that song. Definitely a great high choice. Let the 90's live on.

Great "High"dea

So I just decided that SSS is gonna try out a new slogan everyday this week and then we can have a vote to see what your favorite slogan is. Prior to today our slogan was "Created by the average stoner, for the average stoner" and starting today it will change daily. Check us out everyday to see what our genius slogan generators could come up with. (Hahah or maybe I just want to force you to go on my website everyday. The world will never know...)

Let Me Reiterate The Rules

As I believe I mentioned some time ago this is a "SecretStonerSociety" Stoner meaning you'r most likely  high if your on this website. The bottom line, you should only be viewing if site if your currently stoned (meaning baked, reefer, toked, lit, blazed,cold, or high). Now I obviously have no way of enforcing this and you know frankly I don't think I need one. As I will mention in a later post, Smoking (like Golf) is Gentlemen's and part of that reputation is based on the principle of honesty. Thank you and enjoy the site...

And This Week's "Only when you're high's..."

Only when you're high do simple things like the 12th floor vending take on the appearnce and spirit of the savior Christ. Just the near sight of them brings you to a stoner's paradise. Even though the process of putting in your money and receiving your munchy in return seems so simple, when your high this is such a thrilling, mysterious, and fascinating that makes finally getting your hands on your chosen snack feel oh so much better.

Light?....No I'm All Set Man

So you know what one of the best smoking moments is, it's when you hit the "said smoking device" and right after you're done passing that "said device from above" and then you immediantely raise your holding hand in the air to naturally of course give them the all so essential lighter but then wait, your teammate makes nice firm eye contact with you, nods his/her head with a smile, and then shows of his own personal lighter, and you respond with a similar gesture with both you bearing a great stoned smile. It's like he's being generous by offering you it, and then you just completely repay his generousity with the fact that now the other guy doesn't have to fork over his beloved lighter and take on the liability of loosing it and what not.   This interaction is great also because it's one of those high moments that's in a way like an inside joke (we all love when you're high with a high body and you and him take on a weird inside joke that nobody else in the group know) because only you and your partner had that interaction where you both exchanged some odd gestures. It's great bonding for you and that other smoker. The ultimate best, however, is when that same odd interaction happens again the next time the "said smoking device" is passed to you. Hahaha of those were the glory days....[cough cough cough].

Smoking's the new golf haven't you heard?

So I was thinking about how the sports of golf and smoking have an awful lot in common with the main commonality being that they are both known as "The Gentlemen's Game". I was just thinking how well smoking holds up to its notable reputation as "The Gentleman's Game". I mean first starters where it is golfer's etiquette to never lie about your score, the smoking etiquette is solely based on the characteristics of honesty, generosity, gratitude, forgiveness, loyalty, compassion, and just being a warm hearted man that hooks a brotha up!!!"    Stoners For Life My Brothers... Let the light never die... Smoke on.....Smoke on...hsshhwwoooooohhhh.