How 'Bout Her To Kick Off The New Week

No Better Way To Start Your Day Than A Nice Laugh

Alright so a monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks by and smells the smoke. He yells to the monkey "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"
The monkey says" I'm smoking a J come on up and join me." The lizard then crawls up the tree joins the monkey.  Before the joint is even finished  lizard complains of having cotton mouth. He told the monkey he would be right back and went to the river nearby. While leaning over to drink the water, he was so high that he fell into the river and started to drown. Luckily, a crocodile saw this and rescued the lizard. He what was going on and the lizard explain how he was smoking a J with a monkey and the crocodile said he wanted to check it out himself. The crocodile walked toward the tree the lizard pointed out to him and when the crocodile got under it he yelled to the monkey "What's up man?" The baked monkey responded with "Shit Dude!!! How much water did you drink?"

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The Ultimate Riot Weapon

Ok so you know how during large riots police often use flash grenades, smoke bombs, tear gas, etc. and to clear an area and take control. Well this is the stupidest thing ever because all these means of getting control does nothing but create more chaos and inciting the rioters even more. What they should do, is set off bombs that release marijuana smoke. Honesty, that would by far be the best thing they could ever do. Let's face it riots and weed are two words you generally don't see together. If everyone was forced to inhale the marijuana smoke, they would become reefed and not want to riot. People would become loving, caring, considerate, lazy, and so philosophical that the riot would just calm its self down. Why don't they do this? I have no fucking idea. Go figure.

Just Fish Bowling It

So you know how some people refer to hot boxing (the process of smoking marijuana inside an enclosed space without any windows or openings. Most commonly done in vehicles with all the windows up. ) as fish bowling. Well what if some fish decided to get high, how would they smoke? Any land mammal could just inhale the smoke like humans to get blazed, but fish do not have lungs, and as far as I'm considered you can't get much of a light underwater. So I was thinking, since fish take in the water to breath, would you have to put them in weed tea in order for them to get high?

What you've all been waiting for

Alright, alrite, All Right...the moment all you stoners have been waiting for....SHARK DAY. And as promised here is the ling anticipated shark post. Now here's my theory...or more of a question if you will. My thought is that if a shark was high it would (like people) be very happy, friendly, and loving an therefore would want nothing to do with killing any fish, people, etc. However after smoking (like humans)   this shark would probably have a serious case of the munchies and would be hungry as fuck. But remember this same shark is too loving, and caring do even think about killing a fish. What would happen then? Would this shark just go crazy in his head, would he die of hunger, would he become a vegetarian? So many questions...