Alright so a monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks by and smells the smoke. He yells to the monkey "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"
The monkey says" I'm smoking a J come on up and join me." The lizard then crawls up the tree joins the monkey. Before the joint is even finished lizard complains of having cotton mouth. He told the monkey he would be right back and went to the river nearby. While leaning over to drink the water, he was so high that he fell into the river and started to drown. Luckily, a crocodile saw this and rescued the lizard. He what was going on and the lizard explain how he was smoking a J with a monkey and the crocodile said he wanted to check it out himself. The crocodile walked toward the tree the lizard pointed out to him and when the crocodile got under it he yelled to the monkey "What's up man?" The baked monkey responded with "Shit Dude!!! How much water did you drink?"
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