Did u know this song is legitimately about a girl being 10 days late on her period?

Hhaha well fuck me sideways. I always just assumed that this song had some deep inner meaning or some shit. didn't realize it was that shallow. I was at a party a few weeks ago and i tried to "impress" the smartest looking guy there by asking him what his thoughts were on the song. didn't realize the song was that straightforward...i guess the answer was just blowing in the wind...another great song so i might as well post that also...

And As Promised...

 
 (Nothing against the Peter, Paul, and Mary version)

Smoking Weed Healthier Than Going to Gym???....DUHHHHH

So a friend of me said the most ridiculous thing yesterday. the context of the situation was group of friends were together and half of them decided to go to the gym while the other half was gonna stay back smoke weed, listen to the Matisayahu song One Day (the original NOT the akin remix)<--- not that bad tho, and play video games. well this one particular kid decided to stay back and part take in the non-gym activities (I don't even think he smoked he's just that classic kid that just gets high from being near high kids and gets all giggly too like a fucking monkey) and after many of the laughs that gigglers have after smoking this kid stood up in the smoky room and talked about how going to the gym would have been the healthier decision, and how he could shaving years off his life by not going. And then says how laughter is supposed to add years to ur life and he made the argument that it is healthier to not go to the gym and smoke weed because it s adding more years to his life thru laughter than he is loosing thru not going to the gym. Of course, immediately thought this was absurd but after thinking about for awhile..it makes perfect sense. I mean after all, laughter is the best medicine.

Are High-IQ People More Likely to Do Drugs?......DUHHHHHHHH

(From mental_floss) <-- I'm no thief as u can see....

anyway... without further adieu

In 1884, a young researcher named Sigmund Freud was studying the mysteries of the human brain when he wrote an article about cocaine. The scientist extolled its benefits in a paper, “Über Coca,” chronicling how he felt when he used the drug. For the next 12 years, Freud habitually used cocaine as he wrote some of his most influential works, including his theories about the Oedipus complex, psychoanalysis, and the unconscious mind.

Many people think that Freud was abnormal. Conventional wisdom implies that smarter people are less likely to use drugs. But a study from Cardiff University in Wales found that people with higher IQs are more likely to indulge in illegal drugs than people of average or lower intelligence.

Researchers surveyed 7,900 British people born in April 1970. At age 5 and 10, researchers measured their IQs and at 16 and 30, the researchers asked them to fill out surveys about psychological problems and drug use. By age 30, 35% of men and 16% of women admitted to smoking pot at least once in the past year, while 9% of men and 4% of women indulged in cocaine. People who copped to doing drugs also scored higher on IQ tests than those who did not partake.

Women in the top third of IQ scores were five times more likely to have used marijuana or cocaine than those ladies in the bottom third. Men with the highest IQs were almost 50% more likely to use amphetamines and 65% more likely to have used ecstasy.

Lead researcher, James White, provides several theories explaining why smarter people might indulge in drug use more frequently. He says that anti-drug campaigns often provide simple messages that might not appeal to smarter children. Also, bright people may experience more boredom and social isolation than their less intelligent peers. However, he thinks that attitudes might account for the differences:

Read the full text here: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/108415#ixzz1mL5piABa
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"High"Dea

I just came up with the BEST FUCKING IDEA ever. I don't have a lock box or anything like that in my dorm room so I have been thinking of cool and clever places to stash my cash if you well. I mean I've seen the movie 21 and the kid hides stacks his gambling money in his ceiling but my ceiling isn't one of those cool ceilings that you can push the tiles upward thereby creating a sort of canopy to put whatever you want. 

Anywho...think of this...I am gonna keep my 'Ice' In Ice if u will. Yup u heard it, I'm gonna put the cash I'm not gonna be spending for awhile inside a giant ice cube and then freeze it to the bottom of my freezer. haaha what do u think would be going thru that bastard thief's head when he sees that. If's crunch on time (perhaps its a "friend" in ur room and u only left the room for a second so they need a quick grab and put in pocket. the ice is just throwing them a fucking wrench. What do they do??...Its funny to cuz the fridge portion of my refrigerator has a lock, but the freezer does not. Who need's one anyway with a fuck 'high'dea like this...also if u are wondering y I don't just put my money in the bank...it is simple. my bank from my hometown does not exist where i go to school so thus fore I must use the ATM to take out money. Only problem tho, it charges a fucking load to do that every time i withdraw money. In other words, I should just withdrawal a lot of  money at once it can hold me over for awhile and prevent these unnecessary charges. Im not gonna wanna carry all this money around in my wallet for obvious reasons and I don't feel comfortable leaving it in my room with a proper box so what do I do?..................ICE ON ICE. (I understand "ice" is a stretch when using it to refer to paper money, but u could also but ur ice (in the sense of jewelry, diamonds, etc.) on ice and it would keep it just as safe and the shit would be even more 'cool' when u wore it again. (Absolutely no pun intended <-- with 'cool'

*** kinda funny interesting fact speaking of that pun...when Calvin Coolidge was running for president, Americans didn't want no war or anything, so people use wanted to keep it calm so his slogan was it 'cool' with Coolidge. From there, we started referring to anything awesome we just say "cool". :)