Thursday, March 8, 2012

Smoking Babe of the Day

Fly Pants


If you have pants (or any clothing for that matter) made out of hemp, they must be super "fly".

What If?


I know this would never happen but what's life without a good ole"what if..." joke. If the Patriots suddenly decide they are in NEED of Peyton Manning for personal reasons. They move Manning to receive and he's a stud.(A position change that only compares to the Great Bambino goes from star pitcher to hitter because he was so good) The man all sorts of records. Becomes if you will the Babe Ruth of football. (like I said don't ask questions) AND...the Colts never ever win a Superbowl for 86 years and the Pats win it 26 times in that span. Haha What if...

The Ultimate Curse Reverse

An Ole' Hunting Tale


Alright so say to ducks decide to smoke a doobie during their swim the pong. After finishing the big fat Joint, they continue their morning swim and saddlery BANG!!! A hunter had sniped one of those suckers and as one of them dropped to the water, the other one panicked and tried to flee. QUESTION:

Would he able to fly away, or would he have thought he was already flying, since he was so high, and not even think to flap his winds and go through the take off procedures? ... Chew on that fat for awhile.

Riddle Me This









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Alrite say your in the woods on adventurous hunting trip and you suddenly come across two doe standing in the clearing, without even thinking you drop to your knee, raise your rife, aim, and, Bang! One of the two doe instantly hits the ground and the other one scampers away.  You anxiously sprint up to the dead corpse, cut it up, and bring the meat home. When you decide to eat the meat a few days, you get absolutely reefed upon eating the meat. What happened?....

BOOM!!! The 2 deer in the clearing were actually baked themselves. Whether you're an imaginative individual and can picture two cartoon deers just passing a j, or a realistic who pictures a forest fire burn through a weed field and the nearby animals inhale the smoke, (doesn't matter to me) the question still remains? If for whatever reason the deer were high, would you get high from eating them later on? Gonna be a lot of sleepless nights.



P.S. Before you go "WTF? Clarecne why the fuck would they be shooting baby deer?" let me inform that I realize it is is illegal. I'm portraying these hunters as jack ass on purpose becasue to me it doesn't matter how old the the damn deer are because regardless of the age your a cold blooded killer for hunting deer in the first place!!!!!!! 

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