Thursday, March 22, 2012

A High Kids Paradise

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There' s an Ap for That


So today me and a couple buddies decided to utilize this gorgeous weather and go kayaking. Baked of course. Well at one point we decided it would be super “cool” to smoke together in the middle of the lake. The only problem was it was very difficult to determine where precisely the center was. Then I got this genius idea. There should be an I phone ap that guides you to the center. It doesn’t have to be a lake but could be anything. Like if you could just capture the coordinates along the outside and then the ap would guide you to the dead center coordinates. This would be so useful when building a baseball field, or getting max height on a trampoline, or just being able to find the middle of shit.

Hmmm...

Alright so speaking of this kayak shit, I came up with another million dollar idea. They should have fast food establishments on the edge of the water and instead of a drive thru window they have a kayak thru window. How sick would that be. Yeah I realize these wouldn’t exist on some calm, secluded lake…BUT place like the San Francisco Bay or other places full of kayakers would be a key location. What a great tourist attraction that would be…

But then I got thinking, what about just a floating circle concession stand. Where all boaters whether it  be canoes, kayaks, paddle boats, sail boats, fishing boats could all float toward and get served without having to leave the boats.  Kind of like a bar they could just dock right next to it and get served right over a counter. OR even better, just like waitresses that would roller blade to your car with your order in the 1950’s, they could beautiful ladies in kayaks run your food to you. Oh the possibilities are endless. I mean just look at that pic above, doesn't a hot dog just belong in each of their hands.