The Smoking Babe of the Day

Weed Tooth Paste

They should definitely add weed to toothpaste. I mean I know that they put many mints and other plants in toothpaste anyway so why not add weed? Face it most people brush their teeth in the morning and before bed and there's nothing better than wake n bakes, and smoking right before bed. Plus everyone knows that you brush your teeth for a good 15 minutes when your high. You always daze off but continue to move your toothbrush back vigorously because it feels good. Weed and toothpaste were seriously meant for one another.

Weed: Bringing Families Together Since ....fuck I'm too high to remember.

Just imagine if smoking in our culture was a vey family orientated tradition. Much like the family dinner is today, what if it was the family smoking circle at really brought family together. Can't you must just imagine those corny commercials saying "Share more than weed, at your family smoke circles". I can just picture kids yelling to their mothers after school "Mom what are we having for dinner?" transform into "Mom what are we smoking out of to night?". Of course this dinner would always be at 4:20 on the dot.

Much like  learning to shave, or tie a tie is seen as big father son moment in today's society what if a father teaching a son how to roll a joint or blunt was that equivalent. What if the father always rolls the blunt and the son always watches anxiously just imagining the days where it would be him do that. Then when that son reaches a manhood (say at age 18) he can finally roll the family blunt and it's a huge ceremony. Much like Catholic families view their child's first communion as a big accomplishment in their life, what if a child's first bowl was just like that. Maybe a  son's  bat mitzvah would be the equivalency of their first bong. Rather than memorizing parts of the koran they would have to memorize Bob Marley lyrics and instead Catholics having to know the 10 commandments smokers they would have to know basic smoking etiquette. You know how after making these accomplishments every kid always receives a congratulations  card with green in it from relatives, instead in this society they would be still receiving cards from relatives only there would be a different kind of greenery in it. Just imagine...