Smoking Babe of the Day

Damn...that could be the hottest so far. The green under garments really bring here up a few notches. She reminds me of Nancy from the show weeds. (We all know where Nancy ranks on Clarence's scale)

You can blow more than a joint Nancy. 

What Can Green Do For You?

If I were a UPS driver I would just blaze all day. I mean your just driving around all day listening to the radio and talking to random ass people. During the Holiday season you might even get some free cookies and other desserts to munch on. Plus when your in that mysterious back room of the trunk, nobody knows what the fuck your doing. You could put a bean bag back there and just chill with a J during one of your breaks. Shit...you probably get drug tested tho and those trucks would be pretty hard to hot box seeing there are no fucking doors. Anyway, you could easily deal out of one of those bad boys. Your making deliveries anyway and you could just deliver the good stuff in boxes just like an average UPS driver. I don't know why those guys haven't thought of all these possibilities. 

Family High

Although you could watch the tv guide when your high and have a field day with it, there really is nothing better than an episode of Family Guy. Like it's almost as if the show was specifically made for high kids. When your high you just feel like your part of the Griffin family and you catch jokes that you would have never of thought existed and find humor and the most random ass places. Plus all the funny ass parodies and spoofs they do are both questionable and fucking hilarious. The show is literally comic genius. Like whenever they have those conversations that go absolutely nowhere, or have Peter fall and rock back and forth on his back grabbing his knee in pain for 2 minutes, or when they cut to that random video of Conway Twitty, I feel like they defintiely  did that just for their high audience. Other people complain about that stuff but the high kids just embrace it and let their thoughts wander. When your high you don't even have to follow the plot in order to appreciate the show. Yep the show is without a doubt comic genius made specifically for the stoner audience.

**Also I did some research on Mr. Conway Twitty and this is what I found...

Conway Twitty

Whenever I'm Having A Bad Day, This One Always Hits the Spot

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Ahhh the power of drugs.

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