If I were a UPS driver I would just blaze all day. I mean your just driving around all day listening to the radio and talking to random ass people. During the Holiday season you might even get some free cookies and other desserts to munch on. Plus when your in that mysterious back room of the trunk, nobody knows what the fuck your doing. You could put a bean bag back there and just chill with a J during one of your breaks. Shit...you probably get drug tested tho and those trucks would be pretty hard to hot box seeing there are no fucking doors. Anyway, you could easily deal out of one of those bad boys. Your making deliveries anyway and you could just deliver the good stuff in boxes just like an average UPS driver. I don't know why those guys haven't thought of all these possibilities.
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