Riddle Me This

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Alrite say your in the woods on adventurous hunting trip and you suddenly come across two doe standing in the clearing, without even thinking you drop to your knee, raise your rife, aim, and, Bang! One of the two doe instantly hits the ground and the other one scampers away.  You anxiously sprint up to the dead corpse, cut it up, and bring the meat home. When you decide to eat the meat a few days, you get absolutely reefed upon eating the meat. What happened?....

BOOM!!! The 2 deer in the clearing were actually baked themselves. Whether you're an imaginative individual and can picture two cartoon deers just passing a j, or a realistic who pictures a forest fire burn through a weed field and the nearby animals inhale the smoke, (doesn't matter to me) the question still remains? If for whatever reason the deer were high, would you get high from eating them later on? Gonna be a lot of sleepless nights.



P.S. Before you go "WTF? Clarecne why the fuck would they be shooting baby deer?" let me inform that I realize it is is illegal. I'm portraying these hunters as jack ass on purpose becasue to me it doesn't matter how old the the damn deer are because regardless of the age your a cold blooded killer for hunting deer in the first place!!!!!!!