Haha what if?

So you now how regardless of where you go the local stoners all have that one special place for smoking. The one place passed down from generation to generation where there is never any worry of getting caught by the police. The go to place. The place every stoner can call home. Well, where I'm from, that special place come sin the shape of in the side parking lot of Barnes and Noble. (or B-Nobes as the locals call it) 

Anyway, what if the noticed how many kids where just smoking in their side parking lot and so they implemented a new policy which stated that in order to be parked there you have to be a customer and/or reading a book. I was wondering if the stoners would just go inside B-Nobes and buy books just so they could there. Would they just bring their own books to that parking lot so it appears that they are customers reading. Gotta wonder. Haha if anything this would just benefit the stoners. Just trying to wrap our minds around what were reading would be an adventure in its own. Regardless of what we chose I'm sure it would be a great read when high. PLUS...if this were the case us stoners would never have to worry about not having papers....