Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The Peyton Manning Story (In Stoner Language)


They way I look at it,  a dude Jim  desperately needs dough so he decides to sell bud. His buddy Peyton decides to help his friend out so he decides to take on the risk of building a grow house so he can provide his friend with quality bud. They do this for years, and Peyton keeps producing quality bud for Jim, risking his livelihood and reputation without asking for anything in return except a little help paying for the costs of operating a grow house. Peyton takes financial blows here and there (getting robbed, giving Jim more weed than he paid for, fronting Jim, etc.) but continues to risk it all to help out his best buddy Jim.  Jim's customers love the weed and everyone is happy. Then all of a sudden, Peyton gets busted by the popos trying to deliver his quality weed to Jim, and his put in jail for  a year and so Jim is unable to get weed to sell. While Peyton is in jail, Jim has no weed hook up and his selling career is over and he is broke. At the same time Peyton is released from jail, Jim catches wind of some big shot dude named Luck from Standford who's supposedly got premium Cali Kush but nobody's quite sure. While Peyton already went down trying to help his friend Jim, Peyton understands loyalty and plans on continuing to hook up Jim as it is also Peyton's only form of income. However instead of going back to Peyton's very reputable bud, Jim decides he doesn't want to Pay his loyal friend Peyton anymore so he decides to break into Peyton';s grow house,  stab Peyton in the back killing him, take over his grow house, and invite this Luck guy to come grow his Cali Kush bud in Peyton's old house for free and then they both sell that bud for profit without having to pay for the costs of the house which started it all. Fucked up I know.

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