College friends?...Hmmmm

So I was just putting a new "set" of sheets and pillow cases on my  bed. When I mean "set" I really mean a host posh of different sheets and pillow cases none of which belong to the same set. Anyway you know like in the Spongebob episode where spongebob meets the school yard bully Flats and Patrick later introduces Flats to Spongy saying this is my old "college friend." I ve seen people refer to their "college friends" in my own personal life as well (just wanted to give you a visual you all can probably relate to). Anyway so when I finished putting my sheets and pillow cases do you think they were all introducing one another to each other with words such as "White Pillow Case, I would like to introduce you to my old laundry buddy Mr. Light Blue with Stripes Pillow case"...or maybe Yo Miss white sheet with pink and blue stripes me and this guy go way back to the Bed Bath & Beyond isle 14 shelf....Gotta Wonder what those guy are up to.